gagging for some sexual contact
If you ask Jessie J if she got your Christmas card down at the “jbb” one more time bitch gon’ get slapped.
heart-pendant asked: where did you get your "vote for pedro" t-shirt? love it!
What I look like when I'm about to sneeze.
Men don't listen to me enough
Will was supposed to go to Salisbury today, but he was going to get the train from Bruton which would involve about a thousand changes and just take ages so I said, why don’t you just go from Templecombe? It’s only a 10 minute drive and it’s a direct line so you’ll get there in less than an hour. BUT ALAS. He went from Bruton. And what happened? He had to change at...
My Time Team experience!
Okay so it wasn’t the whole team (it certainly wasn’t Phil and Tony etc.) and there was no digging and there were no cameras, but I still had an experience with Time Team! They’re planning a dig in Bruton, on one of the playing fields at Will’s school, so we thought we’d go check it out and see what was going down! There were only two of them and it was only the two...
giubewjsdinhklqaefs hate my parents hate where I live hate Christmas hate everything
asthmasucked: i wish i could dance like Napoleon Dynamite, my life would be complete.